Jack some advice tounge and cheek when Visiting

[Gullible]

Jack a few words of caution when talking to or meeting with company or union officials.
First let someone you trust know where you are going and take a friend (maybe three) along (hopefully that canít be payed off) this prevents accidents or disappearances.  Meet in a public place like a police station remembers Hoffa.
Second have a trusting person hold on to your wallet.
Third before entering unholy ground you may want to consult with the clergy.
Forth never go without a trusting lawyer particularly when entering a house of evil.
Fifth people who lie and have done it for years now believe itís the truth.
Jack, just some tongue and cheek advice, but billions of dollars have disappeared and that could be a very strong motive for an organization to do bad things.  Remember Jack the people you meet with are the same people who were watching over us (our watch dogs, guardian angels) protecting our pensions.  Keep your money in your shoes.
Advice for all of us to remember!

[Cleo]

That was a great warning!  I loved it!    

[Jack]

No Caution Needed Here.

They can't walk across the street unless their velcro laced sneakers are velcroed. I'm not afraid off theses idiots. There so out of tune with the real world it's pathetic. What are they going to do to me that they already have not done. I'll throw them a loop I'll buy them each a pair of Nicke's with shoe laces and sit back and watch which asshole can tie the knot without hurting them selves or the membership.